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You know your stoner when:

You flip through ten channels on the TV before you realize you were just trying to turn up the volume.

You have the munchie food right in front of you and you forget to eat 'em

You light a cigarette and forget to smoke it.

You smoke a cigarette that's not lit.

You stare at the clock waiting for 4:20 to come, then you snap out of it and realize it was 4:31.

You have a freshly packed bowl in your hand and half an hour later you realize... You forgot to smoke it

You're on the phone with your best friend and you forget who you're talking to.

You went to the Superbowl thinking you were gonna get smoked out!

You know you're a stoner when you start eating before your food comes!

You know you're stoned when you are looking for your cigarette and it is in your hand!




You might be a pothead if Freakazoid starts making sense.

You might be a pothead if pets are potheads too.

You might be a pothead if you think Detroit Rock City is the coolest movie in the world.

You might be a pothead if you can't remember if you buy bread at the grocery store of the hardware store.

You might be a pothead if you think about things like who would win if Spiderman and Megaman fought.

You might be a pothead if you think cartoon characters are FINE (e.g. Jessica Rabbit, Ariel, Jodie and the Pussycats...)

You might be a pothead if "huh?" is a predominant part of your everyday language.

You might be a pothead if you laugh at Discovery Channel programming.

You might be a pothead if your TV is constantly tuned in to the cartoon network.

You might be a pothead if you like to suck your bottom lip into the vacuum.

You might be a pothead if the bath and body works hemp lotion intrigues.

You might be a pothead if you try to supersize every meal.

You might be a pothead if you laugh at head traumas.

You might be a pothead if everytime you cough, it sounds like the garbage disposal.

You might be a pothead if everything looks to you like those nickel movies at Disneyland.

You might be a pothead if you have this site bookmarked




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